Monthly Archives: July 2009

Lights….Camera…

Posted on July 31, 2009 by

My my…..it’s Friday again already.  Time to summon the services of Michael, better known as “Open Mike.”  Take it away, friends.  Open Mike Friday starts NOW.  Post whatever comes to mind in the Comments section.  Surprise us.  Amuse your friends. … Continue reading →

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 4 Comments

Head For Home

Posted on July 30, 2009 by

The severed head of Ghanaian King Badu Bonsu II, who was executed by colonialists in the 1880′s, was flown back home late on Friday to a solemn traditional ceremony. A group of tribal leaders who received the bottled head from … Continue reading →

Posted in People Who Died, Died | 4 Comments

Wipe Out

Posted on July 29, 2009 by

The world has been awaiting this invention with open arms and spread cheeks. “Comfort Wipe is a stick that holds your toilet paper for you as you wipe your butt.  Really.  The commercial will make you think it must be … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 14 Comments

Baby Face

Posted on July 28, 2009 by

I come across this account while checking for some late baseball scores: San Antonio, TX- A woman charged with murdering her 3 1/2-week-old son used a knife and two swords to dismember the child and ate parts of his body, … Continue reading →

Posted in NIMBY | 10 Comments

Antagonists Anonymous

Posted on July 24, 2009 by

From my email (Squathole@gmail.com) “….I still keep an eye on [your former blog] waiting for your return so you can write some GOOD shit instead of the watered-down crap you’re doing now.  Maybe if you got better at it I’d … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 12 Comments

Stadium Promotion Goes Sour

Posted on July 23, 2009 by

First thing I thought of was, “Wow!  First Walter Cronkite, now Greg Norman!” After a short ride on Miami’s elevated Metromover train, a dead shark turned up in the middle of the street, in the middle of the city, in … Continue reading →

Posted in News From the Nation's Dicktip | 6 Comments

A World Without Dirt

Posted on July 22, 2009 by

Gordon Waller of the pop duo Peter and Gordon, who were part of the 1960s British Invasion and had a string of hits including several written by their friend Paul McCartney, has died. He was 64.  –Yahoo News “I’m just … Continue reading →

Posted in People Who Died, Died | 6 Comments

Sting Stang Stung

Posted on July 22, 2009 by

Terrorist plot?  Smuggler?  Illegal insect immigrant? Forty-four-year-old Douglas Herbstsommer of Gilbert, Ariz., wasn’t seriously injured Sunday when he was stung by a venomous Arizona bark scorpion while going through his luggage.  Southwest spokeswoman Marilee McInnis says the Arizona bark scorpion … Continue reading →

Posted in NIMBY | 4 Comments

Bird is the Word

Posted on July 21, 2009 by

Holy shit. The Pachuca family says an image on their pickup truck is a miracle. The image, that came in an unlikely form of a bird dropping, appeared Sunday July 12. That was the first time Salvador Pachuca had been … Continue reading →

Posted in NIMBY, Uncategorized | 7 Comments

Adjust Your Knobs

Posted on July 20, 2009 by

Guido, back in town after 12 days at home in the City of Bodily Harm with Phillies fans,  figures we should watch at least one weekend game in the Marlins series at Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Bar and Paralegal … Continue reading →

Posted in The Adventures of Don Tequila | 11 Comments