Daily Archives: March 7, 2008

The Best of Johnny Mac

“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.” — Sen. John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.

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Bang Bang Lulu

Phoenix, AZ — Horrified by recent campus shootings, a state lawmaker here has come up with a proposal in keeping with the Taurus .22-caliber pistol tucked in her purse: Get more guns on campus. The lawmaker, State Senator Karen S. … Continue reading

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