Daily Archives: March 19, 2008

Blow Up The Candles

Guess who’s 5 years old today? That’s right — the War in Iraq! Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww. I catch up with the little fellow early in the day. His special day. “I’m so happy,” he chirps. “Five whole years! And in just 45 … Continue reading

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Politics and Parlor Tricks

“Ironic, ain’t t it, that what finally torpedoes Obama isn’t the bullshit about him being a closet Muslim, but the whipped-up horror over his loudmouth Christian pastor?” — Don Tequila, bartender/bouncer/best customer at Liquor & Rubber Balls Lesbian Sports Emporium

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