Bloodhound’s Wet Dream

Cherchez the meat.

Gloucester, MA – A prosciutto-wielding meat thief met his match when a restaurant owner fought off the assault by slamming the thief’s face with a ham.

Joe Scola of Scola’s Place heard a noise in his restaurant last Wednesday, then saw a man fleeing with his arms full of meat from Scola’s freezer. Scola caught up, and started taking the meat back.

The thief man raised a five pound log of frozen prosciutto over his head, presumably to whack Scola. Luckily, Scola had his own frozen pig product on hand: he slammed the ham in the man’s face, leaving a gash. The thief dropped the meat and ran. Police searched the area, but couldn’t find the suspect. — SFSS

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5 Responses to Bloodhound’s Wet Dream

  1. FerfelaBat says:

    Atkins Diet withdrawls. I’ve seen it many times.

  2. Piles says:

    Vote Vegetarian. Get rid of the meatheads in Washington.

  3. Superbee says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Beat your meat.”

    ZING!

  4. Ruh Roh says:

    Vote Carnivorous. Send the vegetables back to the farm.

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