Iron City Beauty Queen

Use your imagination. Can you hear “There she goes, Miss America” playing in the background as you read this?

A former homecoming queen is facing a slew of charges Thursday, accused of attacking her sister with a prosthetic leg and then threatening to burn down a neighbor’s home.

iron-city.jpgThe ex-homecoming queen had two DUI convictions in Allegheny County in 1991. One was in Rankin, where police said she was so drunk she smeared her feces in the back of a police car. A month later, police said, [she] stole her neighbor’s telephone and then threatened to burn down their trailer if they testified against her. In another incident, police said [she] threw ground meat at her neighbor before she threatened to kick his pregnant daughter in the stomach.

“The police, they call for backup when they come up here to deal with her,” said one neighbor who asked not to be identified. “They know who she is.” WTAE-TV

Just one question:  How come this sordid little incident didn’t happen here in Florida?

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5 Responses to Iron City Beauty Queen

  1. Ms Calabaza says:

    Atleast she’s a creative b^tch. She must have read “Revenge Gifts” by Cindy Cruciger. . .

  2. the prosthesis says:

    Ow. My knee.

  3. Lois Terms says:

    If this happened here in south Florida, the cops would have gunner her ass down. End of story.

  4. Superbee says:

    Ahhh, Appalachia!

  5. This is what happens when the best years of your life are the five years you spend in high school. America produces these folks by the bushel basket load every year no matter how “hi tech” things get.

    Oh it didn’t happen in Florida because the Polk County Sheriff’s Dept would have offed her by now.

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