P.U. in PA

“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”Will Rogers

Funny guy, that Will, but his mama dressed him funnier.

Up in Pennsyltucky, the Keystone State, they’re registering voters for the primary as if blow jobs were the signing bonus — and, in the Clintonian spirit, maybe this was Bill’s brainstorm. There was a man who always used his head.

Democratic Party enrollment surged past the 4 million mark Monday, setting a state record on the last day Pennsylvanians had to register to vote in next month’s presidential primary.

Since last year’s election…the number of Democrats increased by more than 161,000, or more than 4%, to at least 4,044,952. No political party in the state had previously reached the 4 million threshold. Registration in the GOP declined by about 1 percent, to 3,215,478 statewide. — NY Times

Dems are delighted, but typically, they’re deluded. I know from personal contact that many ‘Pubs temporarily re-registred as Dems for the specific purpose of voting for Swillary Rotten Clinton. “We got our candidate,” they say. “Now we might as well use our vote to make his job a little easier. She’s the one we want to see in November. She’s got more negatives than a barrel of anions!”

kevorkian_stocks_1995.jpgNot sure what that means — except that the self-immolation Dems embrace is certain to continue for another round or two. Anybody notice how Papa John McCain has been ducking and covering while the Dems hurl their bags of flaming shit at one another? It’s the old circular firing squad. When your opponents are busy committing suicide, hold your fire.

And speaking of suicide, Jack Kevorkian has announced his candidacy for the US House of Representatives. More about this later today (time permitting).

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7 Responses to P.U. in PA

  1. Ms Calabaza says:

    Kevorkian,

    the Audicity of Hope?

  2. Squathole says:

    More like the paucity of dope.

  3. Registered Dem says:

    If what you write here about Republicans changing their registrations to vote for Hillary is true, that’s the funniest damn thing I ever read.

  4. Wall Street says:

    Caption: “Take Stock in Kevorkian.”

  5. Ted End says:

    “She’s got more negatives than a barrel of anions.”

    What’s so negative about onions?

  6. Hose B says:

    What a great photo.

    Kevorkian is a crackpot, but his message that individuals own the moral right to determine the end their own lives is dead on (no pun meant. Maybe).

  7. squathole says:

    Ted End: You clearly have your job security locked up — but do Village Idiots make decent money?

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