Daily Archives: March 27, 2008

Dude Deals Duds

[T]o arm the Afghan forces that it hopes will lead this fight, the American military has relied since early last year on a fledgling company led by a 22-year-old man whose vice president was a licensed masseur. With the award … Continue reading

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Bring Out Your Dead and Run for Congress

Turns out there’s more to this Kevorkian candidacy than originally reported. My source is my doctor – well, not MY doctor, really: it’s the veterinarian to whom Guido and I have been taking our animals for some years. Jack Kevorkian, … Continue reading

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 4 Comments