Monthly Archives: April 2008

Fleet Week in Ft. Lauderdale

Posted on April 30, 2008 by squathole

Did you folks realize that it’s Fleet Week, when all the sailors come to town looking for action and good times? See you at Club BOHICA !

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Step Right Up

Posted on April 30, 2008 by squathole

The question that cries out for an answer from Mr. Wright is why – if he is so passionately committed to liberating and empowering blacks – does he seem so insistent on wrecking the campaign of the only African-American ever … Continue reading →

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Jimi Hendrix Gives Good Headband

Posted on April 29, 2008 by squathole

As long as we’re rolling the oldies tapes…… Los Angeles, CA — In a twist on the recent string of sex tapes of Hollywood’s young stars, Vivid Entertainment plans to release what it says is a film from the vaults … Continue reading →

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Is He Dead, Jim?

Posted on April 29, 2008 by squathole

I remember all of these, damnit. Via Attu World.

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Our House

Posted on April 29, 2008 by squathole

This makes the Diary of Anne Frank read like a fairy tale. Amstetten, Austria – The children locked in the basement never saw the light of day for years. A retired electrician has confessed to imprisoning his daughter for 24 … Continue reading →

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Ya Gotta Believe

Posted on April 28, 2008 by squathole

As long as we’re on military matters, here’s a charming tale of a soldier sent home from Iraq because he conducted a meeting for atheists. Evidently the United States armed forces have no more use for non-believers than homosexuals. “It’s … Continue reading →

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Uniformly False

Posted on April 28, 2008 by squathole

The Pentagon announced on Friday that it was suspending its briefings for retired military officers who often appear as military analysts on television and radio programs…..Internal Pentagon documents showed that Defense Department officials referred to the retired officers as “surrogates” … Continue reading →

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Friday Shorts

Posted on April 25, 2008 by squathole

I wonder if she got a grant from the NEA for this art project…. In an article on Thursday in The Yale Daily News…. student Aliza Shvarts was quoted as saying she had inseminated herself “as often as possible” while … Continue reading →

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Penis Snatchers!!

Posted on April 24, 2008 by squathole

Thanks to the irrepressible Ms Calabazza for this alert……. KINSHASA (Reuters) – Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered … Continue reading →

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Lawn Order

Posted on April 24, 2008 by squathole

My incompetence with tools is breathtaking. In high school, I actually had a carpenter yank a hammer from my hands and explain to me how to use one properly. “I taught Special Ed to retards for 5 years!” he screams … Continue reading →

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