Daily Archives: April 24, 2008

Penis Snatchers!!

Thanks to the irrepressible Ms Calabazza for this alert……. KINSHASA (Reuters) – Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered … Continue reading

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Lawn Order

My incompetence with tools is breathtaking. In high school, I actually had a carpenter yank a hammer from my hands and explain to me how to use one properly. “I taught Special Ed to retards for 5 years!” he screams … Continue reading

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