Monthly Archives: May 2008

You’re Out in Space and the Shit Hits the Fan

Or maybe, stops hitting the fan. Pretty technically advanced for me. Four words you don’t want to hear in space:“The toilet is broken.” The crew aboard the International Space Station is working on a problem with the system for collecting … Continue reading

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Just Give Me Gas

Nobody is surprised to hear that my first encounter with a Pay At The Pump system went badly, to the point of a furious attendant tearing my credit card out of my hands and telling me never to come back. … Continue reading

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Summer Schedule Is On

Translated: posts here about twice a week, Tuesdays and Thursdays. Please feel free to carry on with the wit and abuse unimpeded. Me, I’ll be commenting elsewhere the entire time.

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Vice is Nice

It wouldn’t be a Memorial Day weekend without a visit to the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Bar (LRB’s), where Don Tequila stoically presides the entire 3 days. Once I ask him if he if he owns the place. Many … Continue reading

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Get Your Motor Runnin’

Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not “sick” and had no desire to change his ways. Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the … Continue reading

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While Galileo Wept

A Swiss man died when he fell from a hotel balcony during a spitting match with a friend, a Swiss newspaper has reported. The Daily Blick said the 29-year-old man took a run-up from inside the room so he could … Continue reading

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Stop the Presses, Hold Your Ears

Look at this. Rat bastard, Mr Entertainment & the Pookiesmackers, and Kenny Millions. And more. Tonight.

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