Everybody in Her Class Can Count to 2

There are two big reasons to run this (dated) story, and neither one is her gross tattoo:

Port St. Lucie, FL — Tiffany Shepherd, a biology teacher at Port St. Lucie High School, learned last week that she will not be asked to return when school starts next year, nor will she finish this school year.

Shepherd doesn’t think it’s her teaching skills that the St. Lucie County School District found objectionable but, rather, her after-school job as a bikini mate aboard Smokin’ Em Charters fishing tours.

As such, Shepherd, a 30-year-old buxom blonde from Fort Pierce with an undergraduate degree in pre-med, performs the usual duties of a mate, but wears a bikini and fetches drinks and sandwiches for the men on board.

It’s a job she took three weeks ago to help support her three young sons following a divorce, something she says is difficult to do on a teaching salary.

“I can make $600 in two days (fishing),” she said. “That’s a week’s pay for me in two days.” — Palm Beach Post

More photos are available here, not that anybody’s interested.

As a matter of historical comparison, I retrieved a few photos of my high school teachers. It was a long time ago, but I just don’t remember any of the few females on staff looking like this. What do you think? That’s Miss Blanche Mudflap on the left, and the Vocational Tech staff on the right.

Shop Staff

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9 Responses to Everybody in Her Class Can Count to 2

  1. ya'gotta'guessit says:

    You never met Mrs. Rudolph – absolutely state-of-the-art for a Geometry teacher in 1965, with long, long hair & short, short skirts.

    Pencils hit the floor all period long – sounded like a goddam hailstorm, and she never said boo. Classy.

    But Blondie with the simple expression & ass tattoo? I wouldn’t fuck her with *your* dick.

  2. Ms Calabaza says:

    fine lookin’ bitches, that Voc. staff . . .

  3. Mister E says:

    You had female voc tech teachers? Must’ve been in some liberated school district. Girls and women weren’t allowed anywhere NEAR shop classes where I went to school, except home-making class.

  4. Mumblety Peg says:

    Men are such pigs.

  5. Dawgbowl says:

    I remember Ms. Mudflap. She wasn’t so bad. Her bark was worse than her bite.

    This truly adolescent post (for which I thank you profusely) mercifully glosses over the real issue, which is that this certified teacher lost her job over her bimboid behavior. How’s that play out? No view on that to stir up the animals?

  6. Ruh Roh says:

    I can safely say that my high school teachers were as sexually inspiring as the pizza served on Fridays. Same complexion, too. I had one hot number in middle school, but I was too busy popping my zits to do any serious fantasizing. Over her, anyway.

    There’s nothing reported about her actually having sex with students, just speculation — proper — that students are too busy drooling about her to learn anything. I suspect that’s just wrong. If anything, they’re breaking the asses studying in an effort to impress her. I would.

  7. Lu Senz says:

    Maybe if the state of Florida paid its teachers better she wouldn’t have to find this kind of work to supplement her income.

    Or maybe she just likes to go out on the water with a bunch of fishermen and wag her ass. Hell, I would.

  8. Inquiring Minds says:

    Were any of her students on any of the cruises? Was this or any other photo of her scantily clad body publizide any where (before this)? How did the school board even know of her extra-curricular job? And what the f&#k business is it of there’s anyway? I’d be more concerned with her teaching credentials & methods than with her “LEGAL” 2nd job. If she were a cocktail waitress at a land bar, wearing short-shorts & T-shirt would she have been dismissed? I don’t get it. What’s their problem. Of course I don’t know the whole story here, but at first glance this is just sooo wrong!

  9. Blame fat people and people who have boring ass lives to do shit like this. It’s no wonder why no other intelligent race has come to earth to visit us. What the hell for? To see fat, lazy out of shape people eating their ass’s off OR boring ass people who need nothing but drama in their pathetic ass lives?. I love my friends/family, but 95% of the public on earth are fukn pathetic.

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