Daily Archives: May 12, 2008

Is That A Beak in Your Cheek…..

…..or are you just glad to see me? Treasure Island, FL – An Ohio woman is recovering after a pelican slammed into her face while she was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico. Debbie Shoemaker of Toledo, Ohio, was swimming … Continue reading

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May Day for Moms

Yeah, Mother’s Day. Okay. No big deal in our little house of horrors. We had kids once, but the cats were allergic, so we had to get rid of them. I gave Guido flowers. Morning wood, my favorite. I grow … Continue reading

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 7 Comments