Wild Turkey Chaser

Niceville, FL – The driver of a beer truck has been hospitalized in Pensacola after his truck crashed when a turkey flew into its windshield.

According to the Florida Highway Patrol, Daniel S. Milby, 32, of DeFuniak Springs, lost control of his truck when the turkey collided with the windshield Saturday morning. Authorities say Milby’s truck jackknifed, overturned and eventually crashed into a guardrail.

FHP says the crash caused about $70,000 worth of damage to the beer truck. SFSS

No word on the condition of the Wild Turkey.

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8 Responses to Wild Turkey Chaser

  1. Private Partz says:

    I see where this is heading. Later you’ll find a news report about the driver of a Wild Turkey Bourbon truck getting injured when a flying can of Iron City Light went through his windshield.

  2. Michael says:

    Turkey before beer, you better be able to steer?

  3. Ortho Stice says:

    If pigs could fly……no beer truck drives would be safe.

  4. Rollo Nickels says:

    Oh Bullshit! I call Bullshit! This is upstate Florida, remember? Drunken redneck beer truck driver was trying to fuck the damn turkey on a back road somewhere, things got away from him, and the next thing you know it flies through the windshield on the way OUT of the truck, he loses control, and concocks (sic) a cover story. Bullshit! BULLSHIT!!

  5. Ain't Sayin says:

    Hey Squattle: Yesterday it was a pelican into a swimmer’s face, today it’s a turkey into a truck driver. What’s tomorrow — your bird into your hand?

  6. The Turkey says:

    He never writes, he never calls.

  7. Dawgbowl says:

    Wow, $70,000 damage to a beer truck. In just one day. It’s taken me my whole damn life to do that much.

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