Daily Archives: May 15, 2008

Sphincter Police Report

Bonita Springs, FL — A Florida man said he is filing suit against the Lee County sheriff’s department after an officer ticketed him for sporting a Speedo on the beach. Bob Hezzelwood, 61, said he is suing the sheriff’s department … Continue reading

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Wee-Wee Wedge

Count golfing among among the activities I don’t do. First of all, I’m ‘way too young. Secondly, while golf courses are lovely to look at, they’re essentially toxic waste dumps, what with the gargantuan quantities of pesticides and fertilizer applied … Continue reading

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