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Doctors say Sen Edward Kennedy has a brain tumor — philly.com

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6 Responses to Head Lines

  1. Wire Services says:

    Any comment from the tumor?

  2. Richard Cheize says:

    A dip in the lake might take care of it.

  3. Mary Jo Kopechne says:

    Richard Cheize: He WAS the dip in the lake.

  4. Private Parts says:

    Something like this could never happen to George W. Bush.

  5. Kent Standit says:

    Whoa. Dead Kennedy.

  6. Ted End says:

    Hey! That’s MY act!

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