Monthly Archives: May 2008

Hardened Criminals

Ruh-Roh! FOX in the cathouse. Fair and balanced. Wet and sticky. Tampa, FL — The general manager of [FOX affiliate] WTVT-Ch. 13 in Tampa was arrested Friday night at an adult video store on charges of exposure of a sexual … Continue reading

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Separate Worlds, Different Daughters

David Letterman makes a funny: At the [wedding] reception, President Bush danced with his lovely daughter. It’s the first time he has led in eight years. Bush danced with all the guests. And then Cheney shot the cake. — NY … Continue reading

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What a Drag It Is Getting Old

Guido and I have lived next door to two gay men for better than 20 years. They’re good friends and great neighbors, particularly when contrasted with Redneck and Cuntwife on the other side. That’s a tale for a another time. … Continue reading

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Time to Lock the Barn Door?

I thoroughly enjoyed the following passage: What she didn’t understand was that I’m boycotting the establishment because of their unfair condiment distribution policies – I like my Golden Fries with BBQ sauce but I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to … Continue reading

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Political Animals

What a week: technical problems, car shopping, frantic work schedule — enough to drive a man to drink, which is the only good thing about it. So forgive the weak blogging, which includes day. There are some interesting loose ends … Continue reading

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Sphincter Police Report

Bonita Springs, FL — A Florida man said he is filing suit against the Lee County sheriff’s department after an officer ticketed him for sporting a Speedo on the beach. Bob Hezzelwood, 61, said he is suing the sheriff’s department … Continue reading

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Wee-Wee Wedge

Count golfing among among the activities I don’t do. First of all, I’m ‘way too young. Secondly, while golf courses are lovely to look at, they’re essentially toxic waste dumps, what with the gargantuan quantities of pesticides and fertilizer applied … Continue reading

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“So, apparently, same-sex marriage is the V8 juice of America.”

During a debate over a “marriage protection” amendment, [Rep. Barney] Frank, [D-MA], said he did not understand Republican arguments that gay marriages would undermine traditional marriages, as if happily married men in Indiana, Nebraska, Kansas and Mississippi, learning that same-sex … Continue reading

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Em Eye Aye

The post I prepared for this morning completely vanished. Gonesville. I’ve looked everywhere. Hate it when that happens, but by now, between this blog and my iPod, I’m quite used to getting bum-stuffed by user-friendly technology. And it’s always my … Continue reading

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Wild Turkey Chaser

Niceville, FL – The driver of a beer truck has been hospitalized in Pensacola after his truck crashed when a turkey flew into its windshield. According to the Florida Highway Patrol, Daniel S. Milby, 32, of DeFuniak Springs, lost control … Continue reading

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