Daily Archives: June 3, 2008

I Vote Neigh

There’s lots and lots of things I just don’t get and never will. They cascade across my protesting consciousnesses several times daily, like mosquitoes against a windshield. Among the most recent: the nation’s grotesque obsession with Sex In The City … Continue reading

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 13 Comments

Home Stretch

Papers leaked to a reliable media source recount a secret meeting in late May at which a very sensitive topic was broached. Names, places, and facts have been redacted. Codename Hunter/Gatherer: We brought in every international expert we could find. … Continue reading

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 13 Comments