Daily Archives: June 12, 2008


Had your colonoscopy yet? Here’s mud in yer eye. The preparation for a colonoscopy consists of taking medication that projects everything not nailed down tight inside your body out your ass. Most of the time, this medication is a standard … Continue reading

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You Say To-MAH-to (I Spell Tomatoe)

The U.S. Department of Agriculture has deemed Florida-grown tomatoes safe and free from the salmonella outbreak impacting tomatoes in other states, Florida Agriculture and Consumer Services Commissioner Charles Bronson said. The Florida tomato industry generated $464 million in cash receipts … Continue reading

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