If It Quacks Like a Duck…..

Michael Savage — born “Michael Wiener” — lowers the bar (again), doing his very best to resuscitate Don Imus’s rotting corpse from the crypt of stinking dead radio things:

On the July 16 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, Michael Savage claimed that autism is “[a] fraud, a racket.” Savage went on to say, “I’ll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it’s a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out. That’s what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they’re silent? They don’t have a father around to tell them, ‘Don’t act like a moron. You’ll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don’t sit there crying and screaming, idiot.'” — MediaMatters.org

“Idiot.” Weiner shamelessly labels a fellow retard an idiot. With apologies to persons with mental retardation.

When I call his PR agency for comment, spokesperson Lesley Lickspittle finds a bone to pick with me as well.

“You’re aware, of course, that Mr. Wiener, I mean Savage, has considerable disabilities of his own, aren’t you?”

Well, yeah, if you count “terminal imbecility” as a disability.

“Mr. Wavage — Savage — was diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome years ago,” Ms Lickspittle informs me. “All sorts of horrible, irrational statements come out of his pie hole, sometimes at high volumes, accompanied by viscous spittle, for no apparent reason. Clearly this was a case of that. Where’s your goddam sensitivity? Have you no shame?”

Wow! That explains a lot. No wonder he has the capacity to utter such hate-filled assininity over and over for hours a day, every day. Tourettes, eh? Does he quack, too?

“I suppose you think anybody with values as warped as his, capable of such gross distortions of reality, is normal? Sane? The reason he’s on the air, and has such a gigantic following, is BECAUSE he’s a freak. A train wreck. A public wanker.”

Well, that’s show biz.

“No, that’s conservative talk show radio. He’s number 3, behind, Sean Hammity and Flush Limbo. Only 8.25 million listeners a week. But with shows like this one, he’s bound for further glory.”

Thanks for clearing this up, Lesley. I had no idea he was diseased and out of control. I figured he was just another moronic dickless bigoted hate-mongering ideological rightwing shit-stained asshole.

“Yeah, well, so where’s the inconsistency? You fucking liberal.”

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5 Responses to If It Quacks Like a Duck…..

  1. Ms Calabaza says:

    Michael Wiener is a gasbag.

  2. Mark Skid says:

    He may be a gasbag, Ms Calabza, but remember: millions of people tune him in every day and sit there mesmerized by his rightwing message. He has every right to say what he pleases, of course, but no radio station has to give him a microphone.

  3. Piles says:

    Just heard news that Aflac, a sponsor of the show, announced it was pulling out. Excellent. The only language that radio understands is dollars and cents.

  4. Living Will says:

    Just keep these “insights” of his in mind next time he mouths off about politics.

  5. One Man's Opinion says:

    “terminal imbecility”
    You know I think you’re on to something. And I think it is an epidemic. Starting in the White House.

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