Want Fries With That?

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the [monkey-faced] piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

“It’s hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!” Feng told Oriental Today.

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

Feng’s wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

“My God, it was so scary. I didn’t known what it was. I was really frightened,” she said. “But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk.”

Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures. — Quirky

I have a pretty good idea of what it will look like when it matures — a breaded pork chop. Right now it sort of resembles a blond haired professional wrestler George “the Animal” Steel as a young man. At some point it will suggest the love child of Man Coulter and Leo “The Lip” Durocher.

Your thoughts? Be creative.

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5 Responses to Want Fries With That?

  1. Ms Calabaza says:

    has John McCain’s coloring …

  2. ACAIG says:

    Hey….I resemble that remark

    “the Animal”

  3. FerfeLaBat says:

    It looks like …

    oh my god!

    It looks like someone in the family is into beastiality. I vote we IQ test it and ….

    You can’t eat it, Squat. It could be a cousin or something.

  4. Ruh Roh says:

    You folks need an introductory lesson in photoshop.

    That aside, it’s only a matter of time before somebody sees a face of Jesus on it.

  5. Camiel Toe says:

    Look for it in 6 months when it gets offered on-line as a sex partner.

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