Monthly Archives: August 2008

The Wind of Change

I deliberately missed El-bama’s speech. And Hitlery’s, and Bubba’s, and Algore’s. I missed ‘em all. I live in a house in South Florida without air conditioning. It’s August, so I get all the hot air I want. Was a time … Continue reading

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Race in the Race

Here are two jokes I received in my email this week: Q: Why did Obama select Sylvester Stallone for his running mate? A: So the ticket could be “Sambo and Rambo.” *canned laughter* Q: If elected, why will President Obama … Continue reading

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Number 101 Would Have Been “Duck!”

LOS ANGELES – Dave Freeman, co-author of “100 Things to Do Before You Die,” a travel guide and ode to odd adventures that inspired readers and imitators, died after hitting his head in a fall at his home. He was … Continue reading

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Attu Gets It Right

…and he doesn’t even mention those drooling beer-bellied white-shoed mutants at UM games. Good job, Attu! If I could only figure out his comment and RSS system. But I’m still trying to understand how a Thermos works. It keeps hot … Continue reading

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Where Have I seen Your Face Before?

(Correct snappy answer: “Right where it is now.”) But this time it’s a trick question, and Dems from coast to coast are displaying the levels of gullibility and credulousness that have earned them the contempt of their political counterparts for … Continue reading

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Biden — His Time

It was pre-arranged at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sport Bar and 1-Hour Martinizing that everybody’s wager on the name of the Dem VP would be held until the first day of the convention. Bidding closed on Friday. The envelopes, … Continue reading

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Stiffy

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico – A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake. His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had … Continue reading

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