Monthly Archives: August 2008

The Wind of Change

Posted on August 29, 2008 by squathole

I deliberately missed El-bama’s speech. And Hitlery’s, and Bubba’s, and Algore’s. I missed ‘em all. I live in a house in South Florida without air conditioning. It’s August, so I get all the hot air I want. Was a time … Continue reading →

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Race in the Race

Posted on August 28, 2008 by squathole

Here are two jokes I received in my email this week: Q: Why did Obama select Sylvester Stallone for his running mate? A: So the ticket could be “Sambo and Rambo.” *canned laughter* Q: If elected, why will President Obama … Continue reading →

Posted in NIMBY | 6 Comments

Number 101 Would Have Been “Duck!”

Posted on August 27, 2008 by squathole

LOS ANGELES – Dave Freeman, co-author of “100 Things to Do Before You Die,” a travel guide and ode to odd adventures that inspired readers and imitators, died after hitting his head in a fall at his home. He was … Continue reading →

Posted in People Who Died, Died | 2 Comments

Attu Gets It Right

Posted on August 27, 2008 by squathole

…and he doesn’t even mention those drooling beer-bellied white-shoed mutants at UM games. Good job, Attu! If I could only figure out his comment and RSS system. But I’m still trying to understand how a Thermos works. It keeps hot … Continue reading →

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Where Have I seen Your Face Before?

Posted on August 26, 2008 by squathole

(Correct snappy answer: “Right where it is now.”) But this time it’s a trick question, and Dems from coast to coast are displaying the levels of gullibility and credulousness that have earned them the contempt of their political counterparts for … Continue reading →

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Biden — His Time

Posted on August 26, 2008 by squathole

It was pre-arranged at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sport Bar and 1-Hour Martinizing that everybody’s wager on the name of the Dem VP would be held until the first day of the convention. Bidding closed on Friday. The envelopes, … Continue reading →

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Stiffy

Posted on August 25, 2008 by squathole

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico – A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake. His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had … Continue reading →

Posted in People Who Died, Died | 2 Comments

Your Moment of Duh in the Sunshine

Posted on August 21, 2008 by squathole

Friends, we’re in the wrong business. To the shock of perhaps no one except the residents of Atlantis and the Loch Ness monster, a California Bigfoot promoter said a supposed frozen carcass of the mythical beast allegedly found last month … Continue reading →

Posted in NIMBY | 7 Comments

Fiction and Crucifixion at the Olympics

Posted on August 21, 2008 by squathole

If you’re anything like me — and you can’t be, or instead of reading this opinionated drivel you’d be on a lesbian strap-on and domination site — you find the Olympics a nauseating and corrupt freak show of international proportions. … Continue reading →

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Dimed By Noodles

Posted on August 20, 2008 by squathole

Hansel and Gretel, Miami style…. After Ana Iris Perez-Hernandez was run over and killed in front of her young son, Miami police needed to find the driver. And her pasta pointed the way. Ana, 25, had been carrying her homemade … Continue reading →

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