Daily Archives: August 21, 2008

Your Moment of Duh in the Sunshine

Friends, we’re in the wrong business. To the shock of perhaps no one except the residents of Atlantis and the Loch Ness monster, a California Bigfoot promoter said a supposed frozen carcass of the mythical beast allegedly found last month … Continue reading

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Fiction and Crucifixion at the Olympics

If you’re anything like me — and you can’t be, or instead of reading this opinionated drivel you’d be on a lesbian strap-on and domination site — you find the Olympics a nauseating and corrupt freak show of international proportions. … Continue reading

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 11 Comments