“Racky Road”?

I can’t wait to see the applications that come in when this innovative program gets going……

Waterbury, CT — People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow’s milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

“The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “Everyone knows that ‘the breast is best,’ so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk.”

Read the entire story and PETA’s letter here. Damn I wish I could make shit up like this.

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8 Responses to “Racky Road”?

  1. Nobody says:

    zOMG! We think this is a GREAT idea!

  2. Dawgbowl says:

    I’m disappointed there’s no graphic included with this post.

  3. Pubemass says:

    Don’t udder another word about it. I have always believes that mothers milk, like good beer, is best from the tap.

  4. Piles says:

    We can only hope that Ben & Jerry’s laughs this off. I don’t know that I could ever enjoy a Chunky Monkey cone again. Or a Peanut Butter “Cup.”

  5. Fran G'Panni says:

    I’ll have a large Lemon Lactate, please. In a cup.

  6. MadamI says:

    No wonder they kilt off Bovinity Divinity! Alas this makes sense!!! Rumor has it, they will soon resurrect Fresh Georgia Peach Nipple, Ethan Almond Aerola and last but not least a new version of Phish Food with a spanish twist (my personal favorite) La Mamila el Pescado la Comida! YUM!!!

  7. I am quiting says:

    my day job and relocating to Ben and Jerrys to apply for the milk man job. Its my calling!

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