Daily Archives: October 1, 2008

“Bud Killed Us”

Orlando, FL — Palm Bay police say a 16-year-old fatally cut a woman’s throat with a knife and then used the approximately $6 he stole from her to buy beer.  [The victim] was found dead at her home on Friday, … Continue reading

Posted in People Who Died, Died | 3 Comments

Gov Palin Pumps Up Voters

I Masturbated to Sarah Palin. Vote early and often.  And wash your hands.

Posted in Playing With Balls | 8 Comments