Hold the Stuffing

North Carolina authorities say a shopper clubbed an alleged carjacker with a frozen turkey as he tried to steal a woman’s car in a grocery store parking lot Sunday.

Police say 30-year-old Fred Louis Ervin of Raleigh stole money from a gas station before running across the street to a Harris Teeter store in a town just south of Raleigh. Garner police say he began beating Irene Moorman Bailey while stealing her car.

Other shoppers came to her rescue, including one who hit Ervin with the turkey. Police did not release the person’s name.

Despite serious head injuries, Ervin got away in Bailey’s car and hit several other cars as he fled. But police arrested him a short time later.

He faces several charges including assault inflicting serious injury. Ervin was hospitalized Monday in good condition, a hospital spokeswoman said. He had not yet been assigned a lawyer and was to appear in court Dec. 30. — philly.com

Cold turkey can be tough.

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2 Responses to Hold the Stuffing

  1. Travis T says:

    Turkey in the straw, turkey in the hay,
    Turkey in the face on the getaway…….

    New meaning to the term “Turkey Club.”

  2. Lu Senz says:

    Hey Squatto! Speaking of dead birds, nice job by your Philly Eagles yesterday. They play any worse we’ll be calling them the Giblets.

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