Monthly Archives: December 2008

Happy New Year

See you on the Other Side!

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Fill ‘Er Up

Wisely, nobody ever says to me, “I’ve Got A Great Idea to Make Money But I Need Your Help.”  Both sides of the equation would come up empty:  (1) I lack the kind of  entrepreneurial skills to turn a great … Continue reading

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Oral Argument

No fewer than 4 people sent me this story over the weekend: A 27-year-old Deltona [FL] woman told authorities she bit her husband’s penis because she didn’t want to have sex with him. Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a … Continue reading

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Khristmas With the Kinks

It will surprise nobody that I despise Christmas, and that I do my level best to resist its infliction on others as well as myself.  One way I do this is by refusing to respect requests for gift ideas.  Ask … Continue reading

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Radio Radio

Inspired by the alleged power of conservative talk radio, there’s noise  about digging the so-called “Fairness Doctrine” out of the landfill.  Missed this?  Here. This is all wrong, and it’s a reason why liberals are (a) so despised, and (b) … Continue reading

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Like a Hole in the Head

I had a simply awful day at work.  Another deadline, another on-line application with ambiguous and professionally degrading instructions that are the ruination of philanthropic endeavor….long story.  Another losing career battle in which I play General Custer.  Nobody cares. So … Continue reading

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Guise and Dolls

I kinda missed the boat on the demise of Betty Page, who was all the rage back in the 1950s pin-ups era.  Frankly, she never did it for me anyway: the 50s were such a turn-off, so bad, so oppressive … Continue reading

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