Wasn’t that a great speech on Thursday from POTUS-elect? Had Monkey Boy been half that articulate in the last 8 years, why, I’d have bought him a bunch of bananas myself.
But he left out one ingredient, and thank god, Larry Flynt is here to help:
Porn kings Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are calling on the US government to revive the sex lives of Americans by providing a $5 billion bailout of the country’s adult entertainment industry. The pair said while the porn industry was still viable, the economic crunch had taken its toll.
Francis said as the government was prepared to bail out other faltering industries such as car-manufacturers, they should be willing to help the porn industry. “Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration,” the statement is reported to have said.
Flynt said the downturn was having an unhealthy affect on the sexual appetites of Americans. “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” the website reported him as saying. “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex.” — stuff.co.nz
Wow! Right on. And not a word about crush videos, either (see post below).
Compared to the titans of banking and finance, porn czars like Larry Flynt are the epitome of integrity and straight (!) talk. They sell sex. Period. You pay, they deliver. They don’t create artificial investment schemes that bring down the entire world’s economy, then scurry behind their hired guns to clear their names and plea bargain. They sell you a magazine or a video, and it’s all in your hands from there. Aaaaah.
If Bernie Madoff and his team of fucksticks were one fraction as honest, Jewish philanthropy would still be underwriting Gershwin concerts in Palm Beach.
What a wonderful week of news to start the year. Happy Friday, everybody!