The Flesh is Weak — And Expensive

See what happens when you don’t pay your bills?  You get honest businessmen in hot water.

A man has been arrested for trying to sell his 14-year-old daughter for $16,000, 100 crates of beer. and several cases of meat.  The 36-year-old man sold the young teen to an 18-year-old man who wanted to marry her, according to California authorities.

The case was only discovered after the girl’s father complained to police that the girl’s prospective husband had failed to deliver his end of the bargain.

[P]olice said in a statement there had been a number of cases where children had been sold or offered for sale, including one incident with a 12-year-old.  “While each case is unique, the issues of arranged marriages involving minor females or the selling of minor females to older males have become a local problem,” the statement said.

spam-collection-2007-06Police have charged the man with human trafficking, while the 18-year-old has been arrested for statutory rape. The girl has been returned to her family. —

“Honest” may not be the correct term, exactly.  How about, “shit-headed”?  The old man complains to the cops that he got cheated on the sale of his teenage daughter?  Tasteless lowlife moron.  It was probably Bud Lite and a case of Spam, too.

Elsewhere, in the Land of Fruits and Nuts and Flakes….

A California university student who is selling her virginity online says bids have hit$3.7 million, media reports say.

Natalie Dylan, a 22-year-old Masters student, said she came up with the idea after her sister paid for her own degree by working as a prostitute for three weeks, according to London’s Telegraph.  She said she has had bids from 10,000 men through the website of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel in the US state of Nevada.

“I get some men who are obviously looking for a girlfriend but I try and make it clear that this is a one-night-only offer,” she told the Telegraph.  “It’s shocking that men will pay so much for someone’s virginity, which isn’t even prized so highly anymore.”

dylanNatalie has a degree in Women’s Studies and is studying for a masters degree in Family and Marriage Therapy. —

This is what they’re teaching at University these days, when they’re not watching football.  But to her credit, she agrees that the price is ‘way out of line.  You can buy a whole bevy of young beauties for a fraction of that price.  Of course, they’re used, but really, who besides Islamic suicide bombers values virgins any more?

Which suggests she better profile her bidders.

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11 Responses to The Flesh is Weak — And Expensive

  1. Ms Calabaza says:

    This is just foolish. You can get 72 virgins for that price on…you need to shop around …

  2. Rollo Nickels says:

    I call Bullshit! No way that’s a photo of a 22 year old California virgin: that cute little number there has been ’round the track more than a mechanical rabbit. The real candidate — if there is one — probably looks more like Marley the Retriever, but bites more. Bullshit! BULLSHIT!!

  3. Ruh Roh says:

    Classic. A 22 year old self-avowed virgin studying to be a family and marriage counselor. This is as good as getting sex counseling from a nun. What a world.

  4. NME says:

    Cash, beer, and meat. What, no tobacco? This guy has all the class of a white colonist ripping off the natives.

  5. Camiel Toe says:

    “It’s shocking that men will pay so much for someone’s virginity, which isn’t even prized so highly anymore.”

    If it isn’t “prized so highly anymnore,” why is she hanging on to it at age 22? This would never happen in West Virginia.

  6. Fran G'Panni says:

    No boobs, no sale.

  7. Mumblety Peg says:

    Men are such pigs.

  8. Kent Standit says:

    Not one woman applied to take her virginity from her, eh? Ladies, I’m disappointed, because for certain that session makes onto YouTube, and a bloody, hymen-covered dildo is high on my list of turn-ons.

  9. Dawgbowl says:

    Whoa, Kent Standit! If ‘all men are pigs,” you’re our King.

  10. Travis T says:

    I’m trying to figure out how that first deal went down, and got as far as it did. Dad gives up the goods to the kid who takes her away and has sex with her — the rape charge — before he collects his price. How’s that work? “Just lemme take her home and I’ll be back Tuesday with the cash, beer, and meat. Trust me.”

    No wonder he went to the cops to complain. He’s a stone idiot. Can you imagine the 18 year old’s face when he finds out the damn fool went to the cops to report a theft? “What? He TOLD you?”

    Damn. He’s TWO idiots.

  11. Squathole says:

    “and a bloody, hymen-covered dildo is high on my list of turn-ons.”

    Well, Kent, you did it again. If I ever institute a “Comment of the Week” feature, you’d probably top the list 50 times a year. This one stunned me numb.

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