Governing While Black

Request:  Anybody who knows someone who says they couldn’t live in south Florida “because they’d miss the change of seasons,” please deliver that individual to my doorstep so I can stake him or her out naked on my front lawn tonight and record the effects of hypothermia.

Speaking of nipply weather:

Well, those prudes in Tampa got their way, and the Lingerie Bowl won’t be tainting their apparently pure city. Instead a nudist resort in Pasco County stepped in and saved the day. The joint is appropriately called the Caliente Clothing Optional Resort, which should fair well for the Miami Caliente team.

The Caliente will play the Tampa Bay Breeze January 30. The winner will then play either the L.A. Temptations or the Phoenix Scorch during the Super Bowl’s halftime in a live pay-per-view program.  —New Times Riptide

lingeriebowl_fcThis is welcome news to those of us who really don’t care as much for the game as we do for the party.  With all due respect to Ben Roethlisberger and his P-Berry Steelers, I’d much rather watch nearly naked muscular nubile young women gambol across green painted fields, sweatily grabbing and clawing at each other’s flowing hair and surgically enhanced firm flesh.  Lord that’s a lot of bouncy……. adjectives.

It should be fabulously entertaining, especially because by then, the new administration in Washington will have solved all the nation’s problems.  I know this because I heed what I hear on Radio Wingnut — particularly on Wiener World —  that Obama’s constituency regard the new president as the new Savior, capable of transforming water not into wine, but dollar bills and 8% T-Notes overnight.  Hallelujah!  We Are Saved!  Celebrate!

Wingnuts have already blamed the day’s market performance (down 300+ points, or 4%) on the new President.  Lack of confidence.  Fear of a socialist takeover.  GWB syndrome (no, not George W. Bush.  “Governing While Black”).  Nothing to do with the news from overseas, for example, which had markets reeling even before Wall Street awakened Tuesday morning.  Or the last 12 months’ trends.  It’s all Almighty Obama’s fault.  He’s that good.

So yes, wait two weeks for the Lingerie Bowl, when the whole world straightens its priorities once more.

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8 Responses to Governing While Black

  1. Agustin R. Farinas says:

    Squatty,
    let’s face it, you cannot blame G.W. Bush for the drop on Jan 20th. After all the day was Obama’s alone, he was the new kid on the block and the market reacted badly. In fact, it is the worst performance for the Dow in the history of Inaugurations. What does that mean? I do not know, let’s wait a few months and then we may be able to tell.

  2. Sniper says:

    I blame Obama for yesterday’s drop. It was an anticipatory nervous reaction on the part of world markets to an unknown quantity assuming the most powerful office on earth in a time of crisis.

  3. Dawgbowl says:

    I hope the bottoms drop out in the Lingerie Bowl the way it has in the stock market so far.

  4. Joe Balls says:

    “fear of a socialist takeover?” That’s already happened! What else would you call $700,000,000,000 in TARP funds getting poured into private investment companies?

  5. Fran G'Panni says:

    Contemplating lingerie on a day this chilly even here, in KW, is unpleasant. I get goose bumps the size of nipples whenever the wind hits me. I hate winter.

  6. Ms Calabaza says:

    Anybody who knows someone who says they couldn’t live in south Florida “because they’d miss the change of seasons,” please deliver that individual to my doorstep so I can stake him or her out naked on my front lawn tonight and record the effects of hypothermia.

    uhmm, that would be me . . . I’m not visiting your area anytime soon

  7. Mister E says:

    Hey Sniper! Market closed up 279 points. You blame Obama for that, too?

    Don’t be obtuse. The market goes upo and down for lots of reasons, only a few of which are rational, and rarely do we know what they are anyway. Picking out Obama as the reason makes about as miuch sense as investing on the basis of sunspot activity.

  8. Living Will says:

    “Wiener World!” Excellent.

    I listen to Savage Nation on my evening commute. Guy cracks me up. I especially like it when he gets mad at callers and starts foaming. What a pathetic fraud. A classless, paranoid, hate-mongering pathetic fraud

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