Cut! Talking Head’s Show Cancelled

Thanks to all six people who sent me this story, saving me the trouble of searching for outrageous shit to blog about….

The founder of a television station which aims to counteract negative stereotypes of Muslims in America has been charged with beheading his wife.

Stop right there.  Is this not delicious?  In one swing of the saber, this murderous media savage does more to slime Muslims than Osama bin Laden and his 40 suicide bombers.  Well, 19 anyway.

Officers went to the headquarters of Bridges TV and found Mrs. Hassan lying decapitated in a hallway, having apparently died that afternoon. Police are still hunting for a murder weapon, according to reports in The Buffalo News.

“We’re figuring a box cutter,” said a police spokesman.  “We doubt he did it with his razor sharp intellect or cutting edge sense of humor.  Or is that racial profiling?”

Muzzannil Hassan was the chief executive officer of the satellite-distributed news and opinion channel that he and his wife set up in 2004 to portray Muslims in a more positive light……He graduated magna cum laude with an MBA from the Simon School of Business at the University of Rochester in 1996. In a 2005 interview with The Buffalo News, he said that the idea for the TV station was sparked two years earlier when the couple heard derogatory remarks about American Muslims on a radio talk show.

840084340_ead43fb1fa1And Bernie Made-off got into the investment business to combat stereotypes of crooked Jews so corrupt they’d feed on their own community.  Ted Haggard led New Life Church and preached against homosexuality to cleanse evangelicals of sin.  Rush Limbaugh got on the radio and advocated banishing drug abusers to sodomized hell.   You get the picture.

The higher the horse they preach from, the more they resemble its ass.  Mencken didn’t say that, but he should have.

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6 Responses to Cut! Talking Head’s Show Cancelled

  1. Mumblety Peg says:

    Men are such pigs.

  2. Ruh Roh says:

    Man oh man the things people will do to boost their ratings. This shows real dedication to his profession.

  3. Old Timer says:

    Hey! How’d you get a picture of my father?

  4. Travis T says:

    I thought the tradition was to burn your bride, not behead her. Or is that some other culture’s lovely practice? It’s so difficult to stay current with diversity sensitivity.

  5. Helen Highwater says:

    I’m guessing this was not a good career move for the gentleman, but hoping that most people don;t make the stereotypical leap you’re suggesting.

    That poor woman. Those poor kids.

  6. Agustin R. Farinas says:

    It is is nice to know he was doing so much to clear up the misunderstandings we had about the Islamic faith. He was working very hard to allay our fears and make us forget about the misunderstandings and prejudices we may have had about Islam. I think he has succeeded in his task. His actions speak a lot louder than his words. Now, I wonder where we ever got the idea that Islam was violent?

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