SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) – A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. — SunSentinel
It’s really hard not to use the word “suck” in commenting on this.
Uh-huh-huh. I said: “hard.”
The poor guy is fortunate not to have had his entire package severed. Those vacuum cleaner units can practically uproot car seats. But at 75 cents for 3 minutes, I figure he got his money’s worth.
Neither Randy “Macho Man” Savage nor Micheal “Weiner World” Savage returned requests for comment to confirm a family connection.