SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) – A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail. Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. — SunSentinel
It’s really hard not to use the word “suck” in commenting on this.
Uh-huh-huh. I said: “hard.”
The poor guy is fortunate not to have had his entire package severed. Those vacuum cleaner units can practically uproot car seats. But at 75 cents for 3 minutes, I figure he got his money’s worth.
Neither Randy “Macho Man” Savage nor Micheal “Weiner World” Savage returned requests for comment to confirm a family connection.
Obalesque 
Men are such pigs.
Why such a harsh sentence? The car wash vacuum wasn’t hurt. Was it?
That was my exact thought, Ms Cabalaza. Who got hurt? Was the vacuum cleaner underage or something? What happened to every American’s right to make a fool of himself in public?
Squathole,
you are a sucker for these type of stories, arent’ you?
Nice to see Al Gore looking so happy in that photo.
This Blows! Now I am in the news all over the United States. See, I didnt say it sucks. Gotta get back to work sucking up god knows what from under those car seats. Better than blowing on Jason.
Oh, I forgot to tell you all. Jason has a little dick!
I can’t speak for the Savage family, but I’m sure I’m not related to the Hose.
People have no sense of humor. Instead of calling police, somebody should have grabbed a camera and uploaded to youtube. Would be the big hit for a day or two.
Yo, this is a real stupid post, Squirthole but the photo is hilarious.
I disagree with Mister E. I see nothing at all amusing about photos that demean short people.