Hosed

SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) – A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.  Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.   — SunSentinel

pa_arts-dwarf-2618563-185x300It’s really hard not to use the word “suck” in commenting on this.

Uh-huh-huh.  I said: “hard.”

The poor guy is fortunate not to have had his entire package severed.  Those vacuum cleaner units can practically uproot car seats.  But at 75 cents for 3 minutes, I figure he got his money’s worth.

Neither Randy “Macho Man” Savage nor Micheal “Weiner World” Savage returned requests for comment to confirm a family connection.

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11 Responses to Hosed

  1. Mumblety Peg says:

    Men are such pigs.

  2. Ms Calabaza says:

    Why such a harsh sentence? The car wash vacuum wasn’t hurt. Was it?

  3. Bud Nation says:

    That was my exact thought, Ms Cabalaza. Who got hurt? Was the vacuum cleaner underage or something? What happened to every American’s right to make a fool of himself in public?

  4. Sharpo Marx says:

    Squathole,
    you are a sucker for these type of stories, arent’ you?

  5. Lois Terms says:

    Nice to see Al Gore looking so happy in that photo.

  6. The Vacuum says:

    This Blows! Now I am in the news all over the United States. See, I didnt say it sucks. Gotta get back to work sucking up god knows what from under those car seats. Better than blowing on Jason.

  7. The Vacuum says:

    Oh, I forgot to tell you all. Jason has a little dick!

  8. Hose B says:

    I can’t speak for the Savage family, but I’m sure I’m not related to the Hose.

  9. Frank of Oregon says:

    People have no sense of humor. Instead of calling police, somebody should have grabbed a camera and uploaded to youtube. Would be the big hit for a day or two.

  10. Mister E says:

    Yo, this is a real stupid post, Squirthole but the photo is hilarious.

  11. David Samson says:

    I disagree with Mister E. I see nothing at all amusing about photos that demean short people.

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