Swine Flew (Pigs Fly?)

That’s 3 emails this morning suggesting I have swine flu and won’t be posting for a while.  I do not have swine flu (although the morning after a session at Liquor & Rubber Balls Sports Bar on cigar night, my breath suggests otherwise) and I will be posting, although at a reduced pace while I attend to certain matters that are inconsistent with spending extended hours on-line.  With any luck, this will last throughout the summer which by the way isn’t getting here fast enough.  When is it going to warm up already?

So kill that ugly swine flu rumor, okay?  Everything is just ducky.

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4 Responses to Swine Flew (Pigs Fly?)

  1. Joe Balls says:

    If it isn’t swine flu, what is it? Avian flu? Asian flu? One flu over the cuckoo’s nest?

  2. Barbara Ganousch says:

    Take two pork rinds and call me in the morning.

  3. Travis T says:

    Swine flu = Severe hangover. Admit it. You probably celebrated your cheap Phillies victories the marlins all weekend.

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