A vibrator powered by a hand crank (no pun intended) has gone on sale as the world’s first wind-up sex toy.
Makers say the ‘Earth Angel Vibrator’ is made from recycled materials and can give an hour of eco-gasmic power for 8 minutes of cranking. Users wind a built-in handle to charge the £65 device and can select from 4 speeds of vibration or store the energy for another time.
One user said: “It feels good to be doing my bit for the environment and now my husband doesn’t keep asking what we need all the batteries for when we are at the supermarket.” — Newslite
Gotta love this century. Just in time for Earth Day, too.
I plan to investigate further, because after all these years, I’ve still just never figured out how or where to insert the batteries into cucumbers. Poor Guido: other than using my own god-given equipment, I’ve never figured out the third-party alternative to inspire the ultimate Organic Orgasm. And cucumbers tend to, well, you know. Ever had a mushy deli pickle? Ugh.
Yeah, faithful readers, you’re right. The point (no pun intended) was to work in the title.