Monthly Archives: April 2009

No Play for Earl Gray

My computer spent most of the night getting serviced by Mistress E, so Guido and I decide we will attend the Kool-Aid tea party in Ft Lauderdale just to see what is what.  Don we now the tinfoil hats and … Continue reading

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Gimme Shelter

In what could be the strangest request in pop history, animal rights group Peta has asked the Pet Shop Boys to consider changing their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys. The organisation, whose full name is People for the Ethical … Continue reading

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The Silence of a Troubador

This is a very big deal in the City of Bodily Harm and fans of the game everywhere. I’m talking about fans who love to hear a game on radio as much or as more as they watch on teevee.  … Continue reading

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Ouch! Did You Have to Say “Sharp” Increase?

The recession may be causing more people to decide that they don’t want to have children. Doctors around the country are reporting a sharp increase in the number of vasectomies performed since last year. Researchers are concluding that the trend … Continue reading

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White Turban, Red Neck

Happy weekend, everybody!  And in the spirit of the holiday, here’s an Easter riddle: Q:  Why didn’t Jesus go to college? A:  He got hung up on the boards. For our next trick, guess what this photo is: A beach … Continue reading

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180 degrees in Miami

I’m surprised I haven’t heard more about this locally. MIAMI — The leading organization for Cuban exiles here is calling on the White House to expand relations with Cuba’s government, and funnel much more public and private American money to … Continue reading

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Cinqo de Mayo Arrives Early

The authorities say a man claiming to be an illegal immigrant ran naked down a Port St. Lucie street so he would be sent back to Mexico. The police responded to a home Saturday night where they say Roberto Carlos, … Continue reading

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Hiya, Watha!

Was a time when I could trip into any shoe store anywhere and buy a pair of moccasins, which I’ve worn more or less continuously since childhood.  No can do no more.  There’s damn few stores around, and besides, nobody … Continue reading

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Hi, Jack!

Truck recovered, but $60,000 in stolen whiskey still missing ATHENS, Tenn. (AP) – Sheriff’s deputies have recovered a truck stolen from a Nashville shipping company, but didn’t find the $60,000 worth of whiskey that was also missing. The Daily Post-Athenian … Continue reading

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Keystoners

With all the other problems Florida confronts in the face of a collapsed economy, it hardly needs competition from for the state with the most dangerously moronic population.  But this week Pennsylvania has its A-Game going: PITTSBURGH — A 911 … Continue reading

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