Monthly Archives: April 2009

Torture Me, Elmo

My my.  To the casual observer, it appears that Dick Cheney is actually a trifle, well, nervous.  It’s not just his legacy as the worst, sickest, and least patriotic VP in history, but his own pale ass.  He may be … Continue reading

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10-4 on 420

….on Marijuana Appreciation Day, no less! A Miami-Dade police officer made an early morning discovery Monday when he pulled over a white pick-up truck on the Florida Turnpike: an undisclosed — but enormous — amount of marijuana plants. Witnesses said … Continue reading

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Better Make Space

…….because something between me and teh internets is FUBAR and I can’t find my way on-line from home.  And I’m not supposed to waste time blogging at work so this will be brief Did we have a lightning strike while … Continue reading

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No Play for Earl Gray

My computer spent most of the night getting serviced by Mistress E, so Guido and I decide we will attend the Kool-Aid tea party in Ft Lauderdale just to see what is what.  Don we now the tinfoil hats and … Continue reading

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Gimme Shelter

In what could be the strangest request in pop history, animal rights group Peta has asked the Pet Shop Boys to consider changing their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys. The organisation, whose full name is People for the Ethical … Continue reading

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The Silence of a Troubador

This is a very big deal in the City of Bodily Harm and fans of the game everywhere. I’m talking about fans who love to hear a game on radio as much or as more as they watch on teevee.  … Continue reading

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Ouch! Did You Have to Say “Sharp” Increase?

The recession may be causing more people to decide that they don’t want to have children. Doctors around the country are reporting a sharp increase in the number of vasectomies performed since last year. Researchers are concluding that the trend … Continue reading

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