Daily Archives: June 26, 2009

Beat It! Beat It!

His final act: “How do you feel, Michael?” “Bad!  I’m bad!” Unfortunately, the emergency vehicle was fresh out of Babb-o Sanitized Prepubescent Boy Topical Application Pads, and the pop star perished en route to the hospital. It is said — … Continue reading

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