Monthly Archives: June 2009

See No Weevil

BOULDER, Colo. (AP) — A couple of nudists claim their landlord is wrongly discriminating by trying to get them to cover up while gardening. Robert and Catharine Pierce have been accused by their landlord of being a nuisance by gardening … Continue reading

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Men, Women, Piglets, Giraffes…..and the One and Only Newt

“If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don’t have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they’re relatively rare. On the other … Continue reading

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‘Hopper’s Home Stretch

[David] Carradine was found dead Thursday in Thailand. The 72-year-old actor appeared to have hanged himself in a suite at the luxury Swissotel Nai Lert Park Hotel, said Lt. Teerapop Luanseng, the officer responsible for investigating the death. “I can … Continue reading

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The Other White Meat

I’m back from the dermatologist who performed his icy magic again, freezing off pre-cancerous, stucco-like growths I cultivate out in the sun.  I spend as much time as I can in the sun.  Lizards are pretty. “You need to wear … Continue reading

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 11 Comments

Domino Theory

Best pizza in South Florida?  Fuhgedabowdit!  Let’s talk about best punch during a pizza delivery…. For Miami-Dade County prosecutor David Ranck, a Domino’s pizza accomplished what courtroom outbursts and a whistle-blower lawsuit against his own boss could not: It got … Continue reading

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Onward Christian Marksmen

Seems as though the long arm of the law has encircled a suspect in Sunday’s fatal shooting of a Dr. George Tiller while the physician was serving as usher in his church: Scott Roeder, 51, of Merriam….was once a subscriber … Continue reading

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