Monthly Archives: July 2009


My my…’s Friday again already.  Time to summon the services of Michael, better known as “Open Mike.”  Take it away, friends.  Open Mike Friday starts NOW.  Post whatever comes to mind in the Comments section.  Surprise us.  Amuse your friends. … Continue reading

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 4 Comments

Head For Home

The severed head of Ghanaian King Badu Bonsu II, who was executed by colonialists in the 1880’s, was flown back home late on Friday to a solemn traditional ceremony. A group of tribal leaders who received the bottled head from … Continue reading

Posted in People Who Died, Died | 4 Comments

Wipe Out

The world has been awaiting this invention with open arms and spread cheeks. “Comfort Wipe is a stick that holds your toilet paper for you as you wipe your butt.  Really.  The commercial will make you think it must be … Continue reading

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 14 Comments

Baby Face

I come across this account while checking for some late baseball scores: San Antonio, TX- A woman charged with murdering her 3 1/2-week-old son used a knife and two swords to dismember the child and ate parts of his body, … Continue reading

Posted in NIMBY | 10 Comments

Antagonists Anonymous

From my email ( “….I still keep an eye on [your former blog] waiting for your return so you can write some GOOD shit instead of the watered-down crap you’re doing now.  Maybe if you got better at it I’d … Continue reading

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 12 Comments

Stadium Promotion Goes Sour

First thing I thought of was, “Wow!  First Walter Cronkite, now Greg Norman!” After a short ride on Miami’s elevated Metromover train, a dead shark turned up in the middle of the street, in the middle of the city, in … Continue reading

Posted in News From the Nation's Dicktip | 7 Comments

A World Without Dirt

Gordon Waller of the pop duo Peter and Gordon, who were part of the 1960s British Invasion and had a string of hits including several written by their friend Paul McCartney, has died. He was 64.  —Yahoo News “I’m just … Continue reading

Posted in People Who Died, Died | 6 Comments