Sometimes they don’t need any commentary whatsoever. Thanks to Ms C for the lead!
You can recycle your bottles, cans, and paper products. Now you can recycle your old sex toys!
Recycling Your Sex Toys
Finally, there’s an environmentally friendly way to dispose of used or broken vibrators, dildos, plugs, or any other sex toy you may have. Our Sex Toy Recycling program offers you a way to recycle sex toys that you no longer want or use.
It is Simple and Easy
Simply drop your clean used toy(s) in the mail, when we receive it in our warehouse we will have it cleaned and disassembled. The rubber, silicone, hard plastics, metal, e-waste and motors will be sent to recycling facilities that process the materials for reuse. Did you leave the batteries in? Don’t worry, we dispose of them responsibly..
Be Rewarded For Your Good Deed
Not only do we make recycling your sex toys simple, we also offer a reward as an incentive. For every package of toys* you send in to be recycled, you will receive a $10 gift card (please allow 7 to 10 business days to receive) to use at one of our affiliate partners as well as some other goodies (when applicable) on your next order. So the more you recycle, the more you can play. Going green has never been this much fun! — recyclemysextoy.com
Used sex toys. What a concept. I ask a few friends for their reactions.
“You can do that? Wow. When I think of the amount of money I’ve blown over the years replacing worn-out dildos…..”
“That’s nuts. I sure as hell wouldn’t BUY a used sex toy. God only knows where it’s been. Actually, you don’t need to be God to figure it out, do you? I mean, where else would you stuff a butt plug?”
“What, there’s poor little sex-starved kids in China or Appalachia or somewhere who won’t have Christmas unless I send them my broken rabbit?”
“I can just picture the church lady’s reaction when she opens the box and my worn-out fleece-lined handcuffs fall out. Is anybody you-tubing this?”
“With my luck, it’ll fall into the wrong hands, and I’ll be reading about my cat o’ nine tails in Abu Ghraib or something.”
“I have a whole assortment of flavored lubricants stopped using when my lips blistered up. Think they’d be okay? Actually, I’m not sure it was the lubricants. The guy I was with was sorta crusty.”
Okay, that’s enough. Happy Hump Day, everybody.