Hope you didn’t miss THIS story:
Sacramento, CA. — A scandal involving a family-values legislator caught boasting about his sexual escapades with his lobbyist mistresses created an embarrassing distraction for lawmakers Thursday, further diverting attention from California’s major policy issues in the crucial final days of their session.
Republican Mike Duvall resigned Wednesday after a videotape surfaced in which he described to a colleague in lurid detail his sexual conquests, including a spanking fetish, the skimpy underwear of one mistress and his carrying on two affairs simultaneously. —Google News
A full transcript and recording of the conservative family values Christian Republican can be found here. I especially like the way he hustles his nuts when he gets to the spanking part. This, of course, is a guy with rock-solid credentials among his fellow fascistic bible harpies:
Mr. Duvall, who is married and has two children, received a 100 percent rating from Capitol Resource Institute, a conservative advocacy group, for his votes on legislation considered pro-family during the 2007-8 legislative session. — NY Times
Hey, but at least he’s not a foreign-born Muslim trying to impose socialistic health care and death squads on the American people. How come Rush, Glen, and Sean aren’t bringing this up?
This news arrives at about the same time that South Carolina’s ‘Pubs angrily suggested that the lying, adulterous Gov Mark Sanford disappear himself:
Just hours after Gov. Mark Sanford held a news conference Thursday to fight back against Republican legislators seeking his ouster, the South Carolina Republican Party dealt him another blow by formally calling for his resignation.
Two-thirds of the GOP’s executive committee voted to call for the governor’s resignation at the end of an hour-long conference call organized by state Republican Party Chairwoman Karen Floyd. — CNNPolitics.com
However, I have personally inspected photos of the young lady at the bottom (no pun intended) of the Sanford scandal, and admit that indeed the temptation was, well, temptatious. I’d link them here but I don’t know how. Settle for the Argentinian clam.