Onward Christian Soldiers

Hope you didn’t miss THIS story:

Sacramento, CA. — A scandal involving a family-values legislator caught boasting about his sexual escapades with his lobbyist mistresses created an091009_duvall embarrassing distraction for lawmakers Thursday, further diverting attention from California’s major policy issues in the crucial final days of their session.

Republican Mike Duvall resigned Wednesday after a videotape surfaced in which he described to a colleague in lurid detail his sexual conquests, including a spanking fetish, the skimpy underwear of one mistress and his carrying on two affairs simultaneously. —Google News

A full transcript and recording of the conservative family values Christian Republican can be found here.  I especially like the way he hustles his nuts when he gets to the spanking part.  This, of course, is a guy with rock-solid credentials among his fellow fascistic bible harpies:

Mr. Duvall, who is married and has two children, received a 100 percent rating from Capitol Resource Institute, a conservative advocacy group, for his votes on legislation considered pro-family during the 2007-8 legislative session. —  NY Times

Hey, but at least he’s not a foreign-born Muslim trying to impose socialistic health care and death squads on the American people.  How come Rush, Glen, and Sean aren’t bringing this up?

This news arrives at about the same time that South Carolina’s ‘Pubs angrily suggested that the lying, adulterous Gov Mark Sanford disappear himself:

art.sanford.0903.giJust hours after Gov. Mark Sanford held a news conference Thursday to fight back against Republican legislators seeking his ouster, the South Carolina Republican Party dealt him another blow by formally calling for his resignation.

Two-thirds of the GOP’s executive committee voted to call for the governor’s resignation at the end of an hour-long conference call organized by state Republican Party Chairwoman Karen Floyd.  —   CNNPolitics.comworm_clam_600

However, I have personally inspected photos of the young lady at the bottom (no pun intended) of the Sanford scandal, and admit that indeed the temptation was, well, temptatious.  I’d link them here but I don’t know how.  Settle for the Argentinian clam.

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5 Responses to Onward Christian Soldiers

  1. Mumblety Peg says:

    Men are such pigs.

  2. Fearless Frank says:

    What a nice story on 9/11, reminding us that our political leaders are focused, committed, and dedicated human beings out to serve and protect the people who elect them. I feel secure now.

  3. Red White & Blue says:

    Why do you hate America?

  4. One Man's Opinion says:

    You know if these people would just stop pushing their “family values” on others, stop telling everyone else how to live their lives, then maybe no one would give a rat’s ass when these same “family values” folk show their hypocritical face….in other words get caught doing sometime reprehensible. It’s fine to have high moral standards; to believe in family values. But only if you live by those standards yourself. Preaching to others doesn’t count. It doesn’t make you a good person.

    BTW, is that clam sticking it’s tongue out at us?

  5. Borkon says:

    One Man’s Opinion has it exactly right. Nobody cares who these willy-waving egomaniacs roll with. It’s when they start preaching and even LEGISLATING the opposite. Doesn’t matter who they are, what party, or anything else. A fraud is a fraud, and when you give a fraud power, it takes us all down.

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