A lifelong Phillies fan, I’m entirely psyched for the World Series, of course, as are millions who long to see them repeat as champions for the first time in their 127 year history. Like this one:
Bensalem police said they arrested a Philadelphia woman Tuesday after she offered to perform various sex acts to an undercover officer in exchange for tickets.
According to police, Susan Finkelstein, 43, posted an ad on Craigslist that read:
“DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) “Diehard Phillies fan—gorgeous tall buxom blonde— in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”
An undercover officer responded to the ad, police said, and arrested Finkelstein after she made her offer. Philly.com
The “various” sex acts are not provided, dammit. I’m thinking something to do with a baseball bat or a bouncing ball up the middle, through the hole. To the tune of, “Take it out at the ball game…..”
Doesn’t matter. She didn’t score.
UPDATE!! To The Rescue!!
Wired 96.5’s Chio in the Morning and auto dealer Gary Barbera plan to give a pair of Game 3 tickets to Susan Finkelstein, the Bucks County woman accused of trying to trade the promise of sex for Series tickets on Craigslist.
Chio, who got the woman on the air this morning to extend the offer, plans to give the tickets on Friday afternoon at Barbera’s car lot on Roosevelt Boulevard — no strings attached. — philly.com
Such gallantry, especially for the City of Bodily Harm. “No strings attached,” too — so I guess bondage wasn’t part of the deal.