Halloween has come and gone.  Guido and I weren’t home: we visited friends to watch the World Series.  We wore Phillies paraphernalia, they dressed as Yankees, and we were appropriately humiliated along with the Phillies.  I compensated by drinking too much and Guido drove home.  When I awoke Sunday morning it was still early thanks to turning the clock back and we had sex.  Happy Halloweenie.

We had left a basket of candy on the front step with a sign: “Happy Halloween Help Yourself.”  Evidently some celebrants did just that rather than vandalize the house, car, or sour orange tree on the front lawn.  I despise children but Guido insisted we not leave rat poison or fresh fruit with inserted razor blades.  She never lets me have any fun unless it involves orgasms.  Put like that I guess I can’t complain.

Here are some remarkably tasteless costumes:




(Steve Irwin and the Stingray.)

illegal alien

This one got Target into a lot of trouble.

Anyway, life goes back to normal today.  How dull.

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6 Responses to Boo

  1. Neil, A Christian Soul says:

    There’s nothing humorous about priests and alleged pedophilia. You’re going to hell with the blasphemer in the photo.

  2. Lu Senz says:

    The ones in the costumes are your Phillies, masquerading as a World Series team. Where did Ryan Howard disappear to? (same place as Texiera, I guess!). Well, at least Lidge showed up, consistent to the core.

    The Phillies need to win tonight to avoid a sweep at home and a really sour finale to what was otherwise a great season. The difference between losing 3 straight in Philly and taking it back to NY is huge, even if ultimately they lose the Series.

  3. ipanemic says:

    Really, the photo with the priest apparently couldn’t have been taken at a better moment, given his expression. Classic.

  4. Ms Calabaza says:

    Have you ever wondered what penitentiary you would be receiving your mail in where it not for Guido?

  5. Lois Terms says:

    I saw a kid wearing a bloody, bullet-ridden Virginia Tech shirt and hat. Very tasteful.

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