Thoughts and a photo, none original.
“I don’t mind Baptists. I just wish they’d keep ‘em under water a little longer.” — Kinky Friedman, as Kinky Friedman.
Careful on the roads. Even when they’re not slippery, the drivers are.
Sunscreen before, moisturizer after.
Never steal anything small, and get a fair cut when selling your soul.
Don’t open the door to Kent Standit.
Build it hot in the fireplace. Rumors are that the government took over Santa Claus’ operation.
The Christmas tree’s been drinking, not me.