Monthly Archives: December 2009

Brokering Peace

Duck Diamonds, a fixture at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Bar and Shoe Repair (While U Wait), stares thoughtfully at the teevee set above the bar, ignoring it and everything around him.  I can tell: he’s thinking. Duck doesn’t … Continue reading

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I’ll Come Back for the Cottage Cheese

Quite a week around here and it’s barely Tuesday.  Two names from the past appear (Rollo Nickels and Miami Harold) in the comments section, along with some impassioned exchanges (apparently from Great Britain) over that ancient post, “Dem Bones Dem … Continue reading

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Gimme

As December 31 approaches, do you find your mailbox (USPS as well as Outlook) stuffed with solicitations for charities you never heard of?  Like the Save Your Ass Long-Ear Rescue, a donkey and mule refuge in Vermont, or the Sisters … Continue reading

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Irish Eyes Are Cryin’

It’s a while since I walked my sorry ass into the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Bar and Vacuum Cleaner Repair Emporium – in fact, not since the World Serious ended horribly.  In a sea of (mostly lesbian) sports fans, … Continue reading

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‘T’is the Seizin’

Black Friday, Cyber Monday – have YOU started your Xmas shopping yet?  Personally, I’m not in the mood – but then again, I never am.  Never.   But as a public service, here’s a little something to give you that Chet’s … Continue reading

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