Knock Knock

News that scientists have established the possibility of communicating with individuals thought to be “in vegetative states” arrives at a timely moment: the Tea Party Movement Convention got underway just yesterday.  Sarah Palin is the keynote speaker, and rumors are she will take questions from the audience.

Stay tuned for further developments.

12:15 Update:  The first vegetative speaker:

The convention started off with fireworks Thursday night as former U.S. Rep. Tom Tancredo of Colorado used his kickoff speech to slam President Obama.

“People who could not even spell the word ‘vote,’ or say it in English put a committed socialist ideologue in the White House. His name is Barack Hussein Obama,” Tancredo said to cheers Thursday night.  —

That didn’t take long, did it?

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4 Responses to Knock Knock

  1. SuperBee says:

    I’ve always thought that the Tea Party is probably the gayest name for a political party, um, ever…unless they were to rename themselves The Sissy Nancy-boy Cucumber Sandwiches Party. Or The Homotron3000 Lady GaGa Dance Party.

    It’s gayern’ the Whigs…It’s gayern’ a box of rainbows… it’s gayern’ the 1890s.

    Gay. Gay. Gay.


    As an avowed homo, I’m allowed to report on these things, and point them out. But no one else is. Unless they’re gay. Then it’s okay. Otherwise, no.

    • Squathole says:

      Never considered that and yeah, it’s ironic: I’d be amazed if the Tea Potty gangsters attracted more than a handful of gays nationwide.

      “Avowed” homo? Is that like “A Valved homo?” As in, gay mussels? (which sounds like a skin magazine)

      Sorry. Getting silly. Need sunshine.

  2. Missing Lincoln says:

    Yep, you need a huge set of scones to call yourself the Tea Party.

    Unless, of course, you’re an actual tea party. Then you can have regular scones. And maybe some finger sandwiches. Yum.

  3. You commies…..imagine using the government to help your own people when its supposed just help the government for the good of the government.

    Its socialism, I tells ya, Olive, its socialism! Anybody here using Green Tea teabags. I’ll finds ya!

    The impact of Ms Sarah is also discussed today at

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