Monthly Archives: March 2010

Bound for Glory

Hey – I’m as fond of lesbian bondage as the next drooling pervert with  her hand in her pants, but I don’t know about spending damn near $2,000 to see it up close as personal.  Unless, of course, it’s somebody … Continue reading

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Swampland 4 Sale

Does a “gasoline-powered alarm clock” qualify for the EnergyStar  label, the government stamp of approval for an energy-saving product? In a nine-month study, four fictitious companies invented by the accountability office also sought EnergyStar status for some conventional devices like … Continue reading

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Spawn of Bin Laden in Red White and Blue

If you missed the latest, it seems that in the wake of the vote approving the Health Care Reform Bill, Congressional representatives who voted Yea have received assorted death threats and endured acts of vandalism against their offices and homes. … Continue reading

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Check Your WHAT at the Door?

The slogan “I check the breasts of my workers on my own” was devised by a cancer hospital…aimed at convincing employers to encourage their female workers to have their breasts checked regularly for cancer symptoms. “This is a sexist slogan … Continue reading

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Sprung?

It’s been soooooo cold this winter……… (How cold is it?) It’s been so cold the lawyers have been running around with their hands in their OWN pockets. Wow is that old.  But then, so is this goddam winter weather……which, in … Continue reading

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It’s Traditional, Alright

It’s old news already, but it bugs me: A bill that aims to expand the state’s film incentive program — an effort to attract jobs, which is likely to pass — would add language limiting a proposed 5 percent tax … Continue reading

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Inside Story

I schedule the CT scan and bone scan for the same day.  No sense ruining more than one. For the CT scan, I’m instructed to drink a bottle of viscous glop (the label says “Banana Smoothie”) that suggests camel mucous. … Continue reading

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 9 Comments