Monthly Archives: April 2010

Rush Was Right

Sometimes he gets it so right and so early, it sounds all wrong.  But back in May, 2004, when just about the entire world was condemning American soldiers’ conduct in an Iraqi prison – even Monkey Boy was at least … Continue reading

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Metamorphosis

Monday is Day One of my conversion to lesbianism.  How has it come to this?  Let’s roll back the film. After hours of research and personal interviews, Guido and I determine that the best course of treatment for my prostate … Continue reading

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 9 Comments

Out on (and Of) a Limb

Why bother to write fiction when you can just cut and paste stuff like this? Jacoby Laquan Smith says he will turn himself in to St. Paul police this week for what must be the most unmanly crime on record: … Continue reading

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Arizon-Out

In  a bid to become the reining leader among states in the category of Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers on the Right, Arizona contributes the following: Rep. Judy Burges [R=Skull Valley] amended Senate Bill 1024 to include a … Continue reading

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It’s 5:00 Right Here! on Earth Day Eve

Today – Wednesday – promises to be a Very Good Day.  At 4 this afternoon I will wander into the appropriate office at work and sign papers effecting my separation from my job. It’s not quite a resignation, nor is … Continue reading

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Cover Your Tits for Muhammad!

The experts tell us otherwise, but instinctively it seems like we’ve seen a plethora of natural disasters lately.  No, I don’t mean the return of Courtney Love.   I refer to this belching Icelandic volcano going on and doing what most … Continue reading

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Major League Hurler

Sunday here in Hollywood it’s raining so relentlessly I give up at lunch time and wander over to The Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Bar and 1-Hour Martinizing to watch the Phillies/Marlins game.  Don Tequila, tending bar this afternoon, draws … Continue reading

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