Monthly Archives: August 2010

You Mosque Remember This

As rude, opinionated, and obnoxious as I am, in fact I’m not a New Yorker.  So issues of life-and-death importance to New Yorkers don’t necessarily move me especially.   Case in point: the so-called Ground Zero Mosque. But it took on … Continue reading

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World Wide Webfoot

This is all ducked fup, perfect for a Triskaidekaphobiac.  Wonder if it has anything to do with that duck boat tourist incident in the Delaware River earlier this summer? A Delaware County [PA] mother suing Walt Disney Parks and Resorts … Continue reading

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Injin-uity

No lie – posting has been rough lately.  Between the medication I’m on and the sleep deprivation, it’s impossible to concentrate on anything more complicated than accurate peeing. Settle for a silly joke instead? President Barack Obama was invited to … Continue reading

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Inside Story

When Mr. Schwinkle sent me the link a few weeks ago, I wondered why anybody in her right mind would want her pasties to fly.  Isn’t their whole purpose to stay attached and cover up the delicacies beneath them? Maybe … Continue reading

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Cleff Dweller

So let’s see.   Over the last two centuries, the French, Spanish, and British (in no particular order)  have raped Haiti from its adenoids to its gonads  — and just recently they had a devastating earthquake from which they haven’t recovered…..so … Continue reading

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Want a Hot Tip?

We’re back from Key West, where we both had a wonderful time despite my broken toe, a war wound from the previous weekend.  But as Fran G’Panni , Queen of the Keys pointed out, a broken bone in the hoof … Continue reading

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