Separating the Party From the Tea

A Tea Party favorite explains her principled position against masturbation.

“The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can’t masturbate without lust….The reason that you don’t tell [people] that masturbation is the answer to AIDS and all these other problems that come with sex outside of marriage is because, again, it is not addressing the issue. You’re just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, toying with his sexuality. Pardon the pun.” — Delaware Republican Christine O’DonnellAOL News

Damn.  Guess I’ll go watch some cartoons or something.

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3 Responses to Separating the Party From the Tea

  1. Borkon says:

    I go into into Delaware often, and I’m certain that people there whack off a lot, some while driving.

  2. Kent Standit says:

    That remark about cartoons takes me back……I remember getting up early on Saturday mornings to race downstairs and sprawl out on the floor waiting for the cartoons to come on. Funny thing is, we didn’t even have a television set yet.

    Now I get up on Saturday afternoons, stagger into the computer room, and view porn. I prefer this century.

    I wonder what they do in Delaware?

  3. Camiel Toe says:

    She says, “…you can’t masturbate without lust.” That’s just wrong. Think about it. Lust has nothing to do with it. This silly woman who wants to be a US Senator doesn’t even understand masturbation….a major qualification for public orifice.

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