A Tea Party favorite explains her principled position against masturbation.
“The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can’t masturbate without lust….The reason that you don’t tell [people] that masturbation is the answer to AIDS and all these other problems that come with sex outside of marriage is because, again, it is not addressing the issue. You’re just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, toying with his sexuality. Pardon the pun.” — Delaware Republican Christine O’Donnell — AOL News
Damn. Guess I’ll go watch some cartoons or something.