Daily Archives: October 4, 2010

True dat

“What’s really weird is that we’re now getting the children of our original guests, which is just wrong because they were told not to procreate.”  — Jerry Springer, on the 20th anniversary of his show.

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Death by Lead Poisoning

Executions across the nation are on hold, because states have exhausted their supplies of Sodium Pentothal, the barbiturate used to put the prisoner to sleep before two other drugs are administered to finish killing him.  Furthermore, The only company in … Continue reading

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