Beans Beans Good for the Heart

Sorry – can’t resist!

U.S. Hispanics can expect to outlive whites by more than two years and blacks by more than seven, government researchers say in a startling report that is the first to calculate Hispanic life expectancy in this country – Miami Hurled


 


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9 Responses to Beans Beans Good for the Heart

  1. Missing Lincoln says:

    Inciting violence again, I see.

    Just another excuse to keep the brown man down.

  2. Marco Rubio says:

    it’s the cafecito at Versailles . . .

  3. Hose B says:

    It means you better run and hide, man. Hispanic birth rates have been higher than Caucasians’ for years, and now we’re outliving you as well. Gotcha coming and going.

    Look, we mean no harm. So when you’re gone, can we have the keys to the banking system?

    🙂

  4. Manuel Override says:

    Maybe it’s all these old farts (!) lying about their age so they can retire earlier.

  5. * Rim Shot * says:

    This is the way I learned it:

    Beans beans good for the heart
    The more you eat the more you fart
    The more you fart the better you feel
    So eat your beans at every meal.

    I’m interested in seeing variations. Thanks.

  6. Diesel Fitter says:

    “Clam chowder makes ’em louder!”

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